These past few weeks have been pretty quiet, though we all know that someone has been getting around.

A certain Thyla Romanus has been finding her way around the beds of many of the students in the school.

She had reportedly raped Mr Lucius Malfoy, although allegedly claiming that she was under the influence of alcohol and did no such thing. But this was sorted out later on, when she did admit to having slept with Mr Malfoy.

She then proceeded to start an affair with Andromeda Black, which unsurprisingly, also started under the influence of alcohol. This relationship did seem to be going along quite well, but her feelings for Mr James Potter was still not absolved.

According to a reliable source, she cornered James and somehow seduced him into sleeping with her as well.

After this incident, her relationships with both Mr Potter and Ms Black started to deteriorate and she actually attempted to kill herself for reasons unknown.

Has she been using this as means of attracting the attention of more people? Maybe she wants to bed more of them? Hogwarts students beware.

In other news, Mr James Potter has just proposed to Ms Lily Evans, and she has accepted.

Hopefully, Ms Evans will remember that Mr Potter has reportedly been with Ms Romanus twice before already, and there's no say as to whether he will decide to do a bit of two-timing.

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